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thevirusofcorruptedpower: *muffled snk theme plays in the background*Man who remembers the really old kajet design i had. I decided to draw a BOSS level AU where kajets true form was this design and zetto had to go against the nerd in the events of ep
baby birb i took care of for like two hours before it had a seizure and died u.ù I knew he looked way too calm when I found him..
little-fuckbunny:Found a 250ml bottle to play with, even managed to keep it held in for photos :) It left me nice and stretched, had to take it out quickly before I came without permission <3 Another young slut who dreams of having a big loose gaping
(This is the best I could do on mobile but I had to I’m srry)
Had to post it. Sorry for the nightmare fuel. -Pet
xenithion: Hey tumblfriends, help me name my new snek :3 She needs a cute name to suit her attitude. She’s a grump. LKEJRGLAIJRGLOJKALR YOU GOT YOURSELF A SNAKE! OWO WELCOME TO THE SNAKE FAMILY! SO FAR THERES YOU, casymod, AND ME! AND HE’S SUCH
I’m watching The Haunting, the four-part “horror porn” from Cockyboys. (As an aside, the Wikipedia entry for the studio is very well managed – it should be a brochure.)The series is directed and written by the studio’s owner, Jake Jaxson,
tanglefootcomic: notmusa: neasura: I had to draw a responce to this, times like this it’s good that Kathrine works at a hospital also im such a big fan of these two blogs! haaha the little skull in the fumes is killin me I had to doodle a quick
noordinarylove07: Last day of the period…but creampie video came out so good…had to post it…on another note…most of my lovers didn’t want to have sex during period…had one only so far that didn’t care about it and I slept bare with him…I
I had to make it, for reasons.
That sucks for whoever was working there today. They had to shut it down, pound the alarm
sometimes i make mcreyes specific posts or something and ppl hijack it to post about mc*anzo and i have to grit my teeth and keep smiling, wheezes
It had to be done!Edit was made by my bestie zelka94 tho she didn’t want to post it but has let me do it XD
shortsnas: ((inspired by this I just HAD TO; also the watering can))
On the one hand I’m glad the new season of Killing Eve got bumped up a couple weeks but I’m bummed that it’s because The Walking Dead was unable to finish post-production on their season finale so it had to be pulled until an unknown
well-im-an-idiot: the evil smile happened in one frame… but the badass lightning happened in another… i just had to- “fix” it.
I tried to post the next part of the kl comic like 3 times but there was a browser issue so I’ll try again tomorrow lol
fluffy-omorashi: Idk if anyone remembers but I had my last diaper that had a hole in it and last week and wore it but again had to take it off early and couldn’t use it :P.. lol well today got it on again but wearing jeans over it and we gonna finally
Had to scrub my brain and my browser history because some egotistical jock posted an erect dick selfie and purposely mistagged it
rageomega: imtheperfectvoid: hotcheddar: Unpopular Opinion: The New Meme of Reposting a Image in the Same Post with the Only Difference Being the Tiniest “You Know I Had to Do It To Em” Guy in the World? Terrible. Hate it. I Don’t Have the Patience
orderoftaraka: gearholder: wan-shailu: Anyone complaining that the shorts guy should be in this image is neglecting that the glock has had 1 shot fired I can’t believe you did it to him
I have a sincere hatred for green things like grass (because it means that I have to mow it) and tree leaves (because they have to be raked and bagged), but damn it, I wish that I lived somewhere green for the wonderful aesthetic and photogenic qualities
lil-baby-sprout: mommy makes me ask permission to go potty when i’m with her. i had to go the other night, and she said no, that i had to hold it. so i did, until i couldn’t wait anymore. then, mommy sat me down on this puppy pad and told me to wet
englishsandwich: If there’s a part that you love and it’s not written for an Asian person, don’t not go in. If you want it, go in and try to get it because it shouldn’t matter, because it’s whether or not you think you’re right for the role.
saldys:pyroaj:ifbythisyoumeanthat:At least SOMEBODY is taking the hobbits to Isengard.OH MY GODfellowship of the creed
lmaonade: clowncum: mom said it’s time for me to do it to em
Dinky told me to post my conspiracy theory
spoookybee: stickiebun13: omgpoetry: This is funny. Like really, really funny. My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off. OHMYGOD
In “Rose’s Room”, after Pearl shuts off the wailing stone she says “Amethyst, I told you not to turn it on in the house!”, which means they had a specific conversation about it in which Pearl said, probably repeatedly, to
SU probably has heavily storyboard-based writing because if someone wrote that Pearl had to be facing forward but were not the one who’d have to draw it they’d probably get punched in the face
speedofscarlet: I had no reason to make these I just felt like I had to
bardsona: you know he… you know he had to d— HUEGH…. you know… he had to do it to em i hate his new outfit why is he like this!!!!!!!!
I have a lot of big cardboard boxes to break down and put in the recycling, so many I’ve had to do it over several weeks (and I’m still not done) but the last time I was doing it with scissors I got (and then immediately popped) a blister
lizzarts: I had to draw this okay, I had to. Posting it as a photoset though because I didn’t want to hijack that post and make it super long ;;;
chasing-after-skirts: “Oh my God theres a fucking spider on my desk.” “I’ll take care of it, sir!”
GODDAMMIT SORACHI! I ALMOST DIED OF HEART ATTACK ON THE FIRST PAGE HERE, AND I HAD TO PUNCH MY BED AND CLOSE MY MOUTH NOT TO SCREAM CUZ IT’S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT HERE! DAMN I KNEW, COMING FROM YOU, YOU WERE GONNA PULL SOME IDIOTIC SHIT TO RUIN
easiest-a: I KNEW IT WAS COMING BUT I STILL HAD TO WATCH IT
My face after watching the new season of OITNB after knowing how they like to write terrible endings for their woc characters.
syrant: 10代&30代 Source@Pixiv I saw this and kind of had to post it. Levi looks so pissed at Hanji for (probably) forcing him into it.
callmechaos: eatyourkimchi: I had no choice but to reblog it, YES, MUST REBLOG THE TEAMAN. TEAMANPfffft
attoseconds: attoseconds: it’s almost, almost, comical that this is 100% on white people. and they will blame it as a reaction to poc, to lgbt, to the ‘problem’ they saw and had to respond to and handle. but anything from here on out is 100%
kyraneko:passivefan:unashamedmercury: fineillsignup:yourdadsghoulfriend:practical—bitchcraft: stiwfssr: This porno didn’t fuck around there’s… a lot to take in here… I was so flummoxed by this I had to learn more, so I took to Google,
thecrystaltems: lavenderlapis: rubyfruitjumble: reyvengeofthesith: okay guys you can stop posting abt the leaked promo..i mean yeah its great and all but its spoiling future episodes for other people and the crewniverse didnt even mean to put it out
I get where she was trying to say though, she had to work and expend more resources to accommodate them but at the end of the day she thought it was worth it
Boyfriends mum sent this card to my nan and grandad before Tom goes to uni today and I just had to post it, it absolutely melted my heart. We’re long distance as it is but after today it’s going to be even further, it’s nice to see his
It's crazy how much I loved you and how I would have did anything for you
hey i’m tumblruser shattered-baby-doll ✿ (i had to submit it on anon because it’s a sideblog!) anyways, i’m bummed that you felt so sad, you seem like such a cute gal and i always enjoy your little personal updates and pictures, it makes me feel
can you fucking stop?? you sent me a message saying the same thing. I am an actual human, believe it or not and im not just some sexual object that is reduced to ‘perfect slut’ because I had sex. you actually make me mad, bye.
my computer is janxed like some shit and I tried to borrow my brother’s external hard drive because I wanted to watch some movies he had and he told me “remember to remove it safely so it doesn’t get corrupted cause it has important
There’s a post on fb going around that said ratm is touring and I was like ??!!! And had to share it to my wall
pukind: princessharumi: IT HAS ARRIVED <333 ive never gotten a hs calendar before but since my friends were in this one i just had to, i also got the 2014 one because why not, it was on sale LOL YOU DID THE THING! YOU MADE THE PURCHASE! :D HOW
mykinkythoughts2015: James Deen an Mia M. I saw this and I just had to post it!!! Sooo fucking good! I want this so bad right now!!!
castielismycherrypie: hermionemollycharliepond: just-raowolf: edenwolfie: my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe
Names withheld to protect the innocent
skaylanphear: The wonderful @jen-iii gave me permission to print this and I just had to get it framed. It’s just so beautiful and I’m still a little in awe that something I wrote may have helped inspire it *cries* Here’s a link to the original
askthefamilyoflove: //(( The Family of Love’s official last name is now..Fire! This was thought up by @spatialheather who had the hilarious idea to reference this famous ATLA scene and I just HAD to do it!//))
I’m working on a couple of Utena prints to sell at a con and this one’s lineart was just so nice looking that I had to post it!(Im trying to get the style down, mad respect to manga authors because GODDAMN my hand hurts after those lines jeez)
dikeid: cj-swings: DON’T PLAY THIS VIDEO IT’S A VIRUS. It just killed my computer… I had to give it to my dad to fix. BE CAREFUL, GUYS. APRIL FOOL’S DAY IS COMING UP… PEOPLE SEND VIRUSES AROUND THIS TIME OF YEAR. JUST BE CAUTIOUS OF WHAT
it was lOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ;;////;/;/
Seriously some of you men are turning my biggest pet peeve into guys saying “it’s okay to have preferences” on the subject of body hair on women. No one ever said you had to like it. I’m just saying you shouldn’t ENFORCE
